All things evolve. As Crashpod approaches its third birthday, it is getting a complete overhaul to outfit it with brand new features and user interaction.

So, without further ado, we are very excited to announce the launch of Crashpod Premium! Now for a small fee of $29.99 per year, users will get unfettered access to all the new hotness that Crashpod has to offer! We are talking Virtual Reality-enabled forums, 5.1 surround sound blog posts, a webcomic with deleted scenes and outtakes and much, much more . All this with no ads and available 24 hours per day with the power of the internet. Not only that, but if you have problems getting connected, we will immediately dispatch our Crashpod technician to your house to get you up and running agian lickety-split!

Now some faithful readers might be thinking, “$29.99? That’s outrageous for just wanting to read a blog!” You’re right, it is outrageous. That’s why we are making the new Crashpod Premium the most outrageous blog on the web! You thought that the user-submitted Image Drive on Crashpod 2.0 was pretty cool? Wait till you experience 3-Dimensional comments! They don’t exist? We’ll make them exist. That’s the level of outrageousness that your $29.99 is going to earn.

Sound good? You want more? For an extra 30 bucks, $59.99 per year members will be eligible for the ultra-sexy Crashpod RFID chip! This chip, implanted under the skin of your right temple will alert our uber-premium members every time there is a new blog post! Be the first to read about the latest gadgets and web 2.0 developments by giving Crashpod Premium direct access to your optic nerve! Won’t it be great to have all the latest tech news whole minutes before your co-workers? Won’t it??

Don’t delay, sign up for Crashpod Premium today and join the revolution.